sonnelittle:

fuckjoey:

rakopandomowl:

starspades:

happynstanceimaging:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

fire-kissed:

thehoboacrossthestreet:

Oh.

My.

Lord.

holy shit ashdkjas

fuck

this is my all time favorite tumblr post

it was worth to read

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typicalbrony:

unlimitedbrony:

asknorthern:

asktinychatbronies:

thatboringspanishguy:

deziac:

americas-the-hero:

rOMANO CALM THE FRUK DOWN.

^^^^ edjhmbfmjebfmjebh

English is not my main language and yet I sometimes feel like screaming this around.

I honestly can’t understand why people that have spoken and written in English their entire lives still can’t get these right. I know I make a lot of mistakes because I haven’t always written/spoken in english. But come on.

Well, except the first one because who cares.

… Why do I keep imagining Karkat screaming this.

This makes me happy inside.

—Deep

im sorry im not perfect ;-;

Y R U SO MAD?

Can I be honest? I tolerate people who make innocent mistakes or hell, ppl who tAlk lik dis more than I tolerate people who think they are so smart and magnificent writers only because they know basic grammar and rage over a mistake someone made. Especially to the point the want to kill the person.

Ignoring all of those comments - Seriously, I understand if you’re an actual idiot, but if you’ve been speaking English your entire life, and been going to school, you should know the difference.

The main one here that gets me every time, is when people type in text talk - VOWELS EXIST!!!!! But no… People are stupid. I’m fine with the Y U NO meme, but like, really? REALLY?! Are you that lazy?

(And, do people really not know the difference between ‘Then’ and ‘Than’?)

Also - Another one to add to this - It’s ‘I know this…’, not ‘I no this.’ Jeez. You’re stupid.

‘Know’ and ‘no’ are completely different, you pathetically stupid idiot.

Uh… Rant over?

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I’m going to go bloody crazy. I’m sure.

Aren’t the NHS meant to pick up the phones and help you?

Not ignore it.

What if I was in serious pain? Jeez. 

Let’s try locking their knees and see how they feel about picking up the phones then. Maybe they’ll understand?! 

ANSWER THE PHONE!!!!

Going back to that words/Minute thing - If you want to find out if you can read faster than my 889 words, take the mini test here - http://www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/technology-research-centers/ereaders/speed-reader/index.html

Apparently I can read 889 word per minute…. That’s just crazy, right?

1. What is your best friends name? Well, my overall best friend has to be Kirsty, we have known each other since she was born and I was 23 days old.
2. What colour underwear/boxers wearing now? Blue.
3. What are you listening to right now? Radio 1.
4. Whats your favourite number? Seven.
5. What was the last thing you ate? Dairy Milk Chocolate thing.
6. If you were a crayon what colour would you be? Purple.
7. How is the weather right now? Cloudy, a bit dull, but warm.
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Some woman at the NHS physio department, and another woman at a surgery giving me that phone number.
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes or hair.
10. Do you have a significant other? Aye. (Yes a real boyfriend, not Darren Criss or Arthur Darvill…) 
11. Favourite TV show? Doctor Who.
12. Siblings? Two sisters.
13. Height? Small?
14. Hair colour? Natural - Dark Brown. Now - Dark red.
15. Eye Colour? Blue.
16. Do you wear contacts? No.
17. Favourite Holiday? Christmas.
18. Month? Usually I’d say May, but this one’s been awful.
19. Have you ever cried for no reason? No…
20. What was the last film you watched? Oh wow…. Black Sheep. 
21. Favourite Day of the Year? May 1st.
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? No.
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? Not anymore, could until I was 17. I can do the splits though…..
24. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs.
25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate.
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this? Respond to what…?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you? Either Conor or Megan.
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you? Sophie - She never knows where her phone is half the time.
29. What books are you reading? Bloody Valentine - Melissa De La Cruz.
30. Piercings? Two piercings in each ear.
31. Favourite films? A Little Princess, Stardust and Toy Story 3. 
32. Favourite football Team? Uhmmm… Don’t really follow football, so maybe Newcastle? I dunno…
33. What are you doing right now? Waiting for 5pm, so I can go home from work.
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Butter.
37. Dogs or cats? Cats. Dogs don’t like me.
38. Favourite flower? Daisy.
39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do? Uhmm… Probably?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? Yes.
41. Have you ever loved someone? Yes.
42. Who would you like to see right now? Conor. Save me from the boredom? PLEASE?!
43. Are you still friends with people from nursery? Kinda, don’t really see him, but he lives down the road.
44. Have you ever fired a gun? A fake one.
45. Do you like to travel by plane? Yeah, it’s alright, if it doesn’t fall out of the sky.
46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Right.
47. How many pillows do you sleep with? Three.
48. Are you missing someone? Yeah.
49. Do you have a tattoo? Yes. One. On my foot.
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? Well… Conowr is pretty cool.

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comealongkatniss:

Not to brag, but if this was true, I’d look like Karen Gillan.

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conowr:

This could not be any more wrong
for me it should be
Taurus: “Ooo, you look hungry. Come to my place and watch me burn my house down while I attempt to make toast.” 

Oh, you have no idea how true that is, Conor. Or “Ooo, you look hungry. Come to my place and my mum will make you some crumpets.” Am I right? 

(Stop looking through my likes…)

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Name: Jessica
Nickname: Jess, Jessie, Rosie-Jess
Age: 21
Hair: Currently brightish red, naturally dark brown.
Eyes: Blue

-Favourite

Food: Anything chocolate. Or SpagBol. Or steak…
Drink: Soft - Coke. Alcoholic - JD.
Colour: Yellow, coral (Pink and orange) and red.
Book / Magazine: Either any Harry Potter, any to do with Blue Bloods or Stone Rose (Doctor Who)
Song: You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift
Band/ Singer: The Pretty Reckless
Sport: Dance count?
Place to be: Home. Surrounded by family (Possibly drag Conor inside…)
School Subject: Weirdly, I always loved Science.
TV Program: Doctor Who.
Film: A Little Princess or Stardust.
Actor: Uhhh… Darren Criss… No Colin Firth… or Matt Smith?
Actress: Karen Gillan… or Zooey Deschanel. 
Clothes: Currently - Jeans, cream top, black and white cardigan and green dolly shoes. Usually something quite similar or Converse…
Shop: Clothing - H&M. 
Body Part:  Eyes. Hair… 
People: The obvious answer is family, friends, boyfriend - Surely?
Memory: Probably my 21st - Harry Potter Studios with Conor, and then getting a massive surprise from everyone in a restaurant. Yeah. That day was awesome.

-Least Favourite

Food: Peas, beans, mushrooms…
Drink: Vodka. Bleurghhh.
Color: Barbie pink.
Book/ Magazine: Don’t know or any books, but any magazine that snoops on celebrities lifestyles and say they’re fat or whatever. They suck.
Song: Any screamy scary stuff or Adele.
Band/ Singer: Adele.
Sport: Football. What is the point, seriously?
Place to be: Middle of the sea, drowning?
School Subject: Geography? I don’t know… Didn’t really hate any particular lesson more than I did most things.
TV Program: Coronation Street, or Waterloo Road, or Keeping Up With The Kardashians or Jersey Shore or Geordie Shore (You’re ruining my home town!!) 
Film: Probably be killed for this - But worst film I’ve seen this year was The Hunger Games. Overall - Twilight.
Actor: Robert Pattison - I don’t even think he was that good in Harry Potter.
Actress: Kristen Stewart - Does she have any emotion, really? I was going to put Jordan or Kim Kardashian, but I don’t think they really count as actresses.
Clothes: I don’t really like the whole *baggy* clothes look… Low riders(like when jeans are right under their butt cheeks) how is that even comfortable?
Shop: Hollister - Just no.
Body Part: Uhmm… I don’t really know.
Person: Uhmm… I don’t really hate anyone, kind of annoyed at a few though. I shall mention no names.
Memory: Too personal. 

-If….

If I was a car I would be: Probably dark blue, fast and a little bit crazy.
If I was an animal I would be: Cat. Mine are so lazy. I’d love their life.
If my jeans could talk they would say: I don’t think you can get smaller jeans, dear, not bound to fit over your bum!
If I had a million pounds I would: Buy a big house, buy a nice car, give some to charity and help my parents out. 
If I had one wish I would: World peace too cheesy? 

-3 things I couldn’t survive without

One: Parents and sisters.
Two: Boyfriend / friends.
Three: Sleep.

-To be Honest….

Things I like to do are: Listen to happy music, dance crazily, watch good films, hang out with my nicer friends. Cuddles are also good. 
In 10 years I will be: Married, a mother (I think…), possibly a Forensic Scientist and happy. Happy is a good one.
I would love to meet: Cast of Doctor Who, so I can rub it in peoples faces that I met Karen Gillan and they didn’t. Oh and Harry Potter cast. Yeah.